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Over 35 and Still Alive? - Part II
People over 35 should be dead. Here's why...
- First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us! They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints!
- We had no childproof lids or locks on medicine bottles,doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking. As children we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup on a warm day was always a special treat.
- We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day, and we were OK!
- We would spend hours building our go-karts out of scraps and then ride down the hill only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We did not have Playstations, Nintendos, X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no pesonal computers, no internet no internet chat rooms....WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
- We fell out of trees,got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. WE WERE GIVEN BB GUNS FOR OUR 10th BIRTHDAYS! We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did NOT put out very many eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them!
- Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!
- The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
- This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. WE HAD FREEDOM,FAILURE,SUCCESS and RESPONSIBILITY and WE LEARNED HOW TO DEAL WITH IT! And you are all one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!
- You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
(Better when read two or three times.)
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