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Real School Excuse Notes



Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Stanley. The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be evaporated.

Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wears.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Gerald was out last week because his grandmother died in Kentucky again.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

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